The Bandit Files | Chaos Collection Desk Mat (12" × 12")

$31.54 CAD
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10 BANDITS. ONE DESK. ABSOLUTELY ZERO SUPERVISION. 

Your desk has officially been compromised.

Introducing The Bandit Files: Complete Chaos Desk Mat — featuring the OnlyBandits crew in all their caffeine-fueled, sock-stealing, hammer-wielding glory.

From executive-level facepalms and tactical stealth operations to popcorn-fueled drama and the occasional aggressive BONK, these little troublemakers have a reaction for every situation.

Whether you're gaming, streaming, working, or pretending to be productive while watching The Bonkcast, this desk mat brings the entire Bandit operation straight to your setup.

Mission Specifications:

  • 12" × 22" Surface: Plenty of room for your mouse, keyboard, and questionable decisions.

  • 10 Signature Bandit Designs: A full lineup of expressive ferrets, each bringing their own brand of chaos.

  • Smooth Fabric Surface: Designed for comfortable, precise mouse movement.

  • Non-Slip Rubber Base: Because your desk mat should be the only thing that stays under control.

  • Vibrant Printed Artwork: Bringing every mischievous expression to life.

Official Bandit Headquarters Equipment

Classification: COMPLETE CHAOS

Threat Level: ADORABLE BUT UNSTABLE

Missing Socks: INVESTIGATION ONGOING

OnlyBandits — Your Desk. Our Chaos.

Size: 12" x 22"

More details

  • 3 mm thick neoprene
  • Anti-slip backing
Care Instructions:
  • Not machine washable
  • Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
  • Air dry only

Size & Fit

12" x 22"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.